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Dunder Mifflin

Paper Company, Inc. · Scranton Branch

Memorandum

To
All visitors
From
Reception
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Where everything is

Every room on this site is on one floor of a mid-size paper company in Scranton. There is a documentary crew on the floor: point at a room, or tab to it, and the camera finds the shot. Leave the camera alone and it wanders off for B-roll.

Thank you.

The floor planevery page on the site, as a room in the branch

  1. 01ReceptionThe front desk and the jelly bean jar · home
  2. 02The Sales FloorWhere the work gets done · work at UC Irvine
  3. 03Shipping & ReceivingEverything that went out the door · every project
  4. 04The AnnexWhere the new hires learn the job · education
  5. 05AccountingThe numbers people · college, UC Irvine
  6. 06The Stamford BranchBefore the merger · high school
  7. 07The Break RoomThe vending machines and the TV · all 74 worlds
  8. 08Michael’s OfficeThe World’s Best Boss mug · The Office, the world page
  9. 09Dwight’s DeskAssistant to the Regional Manager · Star Wars apps
  10. 10The RoofThe quiet place above it all · Al-Islam
  11. 11The Parking LotWhere every road trip starts · travels
  12. 12The Conference RoomPrison Mike and every other character · accents & impersonations
  13. 13The Warehouse FloorOffice versus Warehouse, the big game · gaming
  14. 14SabreThe new owners, down from Tallahassee · the lightsaber guide
  15. 15Human ResourcesWhere the personnel files are kept · résumé

Personnel fileHuman Resources · confidential-ish

Employee record

Name
Abubakr Elmallah
Position
Lead mobile & backend developer
Education
Computer Science, UC Irvine, class of 2028
Output
Twelve apps shipped, across four platforms
First accounts
Order 66 and Datapad, the first solo projects (2021)
Territory
74 worlds, on /worlds/

Re: The Office. The comfort rewatch, and the first of the two. Parks might be funnier; this is the one that stuck.

The Dundiesthis year’s winners, all one of them

  • The Fine Work Award

    Winner of the Apple Swift Student Challenge, 2024.

  • Top Salesman

    Datapad, in the Top 10 of the paid Entertainment chart.

  • The Busiest Beaver

    Twelve apps shipped, across four platforms.

  • Most Branches Served

    Two Discord bots, in more than 500 servers.

  • Always On Time

    Al-Adhan, which computes prayer times 22 ways.

  • The Home Court Award

    UCI Esports: the arena, its PCs and its events, in one app.

  • The Day One Award

    Order 66 and Datapad, the first solo projects, 2021.

Branch directorythe other interfaces, by extension

The world this is built from The Office