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Page Onehome Who is Abubakr Elmallah, and why does he need fifteen rooms? By the Editor-in-Chief A computer science student has built an entire website, put every app he ever shipped inside it, and filled the rest with seventy-four worlds he cares about. This newspaper has questions. Start here, read everything, and do not trust a word of it until you have seen the photos. Bugle photo: the menace, mid-swing over Queens. The photographer swears it is not a man in a costume on a string.
The City Deskwork at UC Irvine UC Irvine app team led by one man; Bugle demands to see the code He is the lead mobile & backend developer, and he will not stop shipping. The whole job, from the desk that never sleeps.
Businessevery project Twelve apps, four platforms, and not one cleared with this editor Every project, back to the first solo ones in 2021. The Bugle has read them all and is furious about how good some of them are.
The Schools Pageeducation Student caught learning, again The whole education record in one place. Sources say it has been going on for years.
Campus Beatcollege, UC Irvine Computer science major at large in Irvine; class of 2028 warned The courses, the campus and the esports app he built for the arena, its PCs and its events. This reporter checked: it is real.
The Morguehigh school From the files: where the whole thing started High school, in old clippings. A newspaper keeps its archive in a room called the morgue, and the editor will not explain why.
Arts & Leisureall 74 worlds Seventy-four worlds reviewed by one reader; Bugle critics outnumbered Films, shows, games and books, all seventy-four, ranked and argued over. Our own critic managed four.
Special Reportthe world page Web-slinger gets his own page. This paper does not endorse it. Every spider in the multiverse, the rogues who make it personal, and the films and games worth the time, written by a fan since he was little, with the Amazing era, 2012–14, singled out for praise. Disgraceful.
Science & TechnologyStar Wars apps Apps for a galaxy far, far away; none for this newsroom Order 66, Datapad and the rest. Datapad made the Top 10 of the paid Entertainment chart, and nobody here got a cut.
FaithAl-Islam Prayer times worked out twenty-two ways; even this desk tips its hat Al-Islam and Al-Adhan, the apps he built for the faith. The one story in this edition the editor read twice and did not complain about once.
Traveltravels Elmallah seen abroad; Bugle photographers one step behind Where he has been, in pictures he took himself, which this paper resents.
Talk of the Townaccents & impersonations Impersonator at large: no voice in the city is safe Accents and impersonations, on the record. If you hear this editor in there, it was not authorised.
Sportsgaming Local gamer logs the hours, calls it research Every game, the completions and the screenshots. The box scores are in, and the Bugle wants a recount.
Classifiedsthe lightsaber guide Lightsabers, cataloged: a public hazard in print The full guide to every blade. Do not try any of it in the newsroom.
Help Wantedrésumé Read the résumé first, then come and talk to me One page, every role. Not a single photo of Spider-Man on it, which is the only thing this paper would have hired him for.

The press cardon staff, as of this edition

PressThe Daily Bugle

Name: Abubakr Elmallah
Desk: Lead mobile & backend developer
Bureau: Computer Science, UC Irvine, class of 2028
Reading the Bugle: Since he was little; the Amazing era, 2012–14

Access: all 74 worlds

Clippings on filewhat this paper has on him

Twelve apps out the door
Shipped across four platforms. The editor counted twice.
Winner, Apple Swift Student Challenge
2024. The Bugle ran the story on page nine and regrets it.
Datapad climbs the charts
Into the Top 10 of the paid Entertainment chart.
Two Discord bots, everywhere
Running in more than 500 servers, unsupervised.
Al-Adhan, by the sun
Prayer times computed 22 ways.
UCI Esports, in one app
The arena, its PCs and its events.
Where it began
Order 66 and Datapad, the first solo projects, in 2021.
Seventy-four worlds
Every one of them on /worlds/, reviewed.

Over the wiredispatches from eighteen other universes

Printed in New York. Set in Playfair, Oswald and Source Serif; drawn in CSS, SVG and canvas, with no photographs, which this paper considers a scandal.

The world this is built from Spider-Man