There and back again
The Red Book of Westmarch
Every room on this site, set down as a waypoint on one road: out of the Shire, over the mountains, and in at the end. Begun by Bilbo, finished by Frodo, and left to Sam, who had the sense to go on living in it.
One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them.
The road goes ever onevery page, a waypoint between Bag End and the Mountain
- League I · the ShireBag EndhomeA green door with a round window, and no adventures expected before tea.
- League II · the RoadThe Road Outhigh schoolLeaving the Shire on foot, with far too much luggage and no map.
- League III · RivendellThe House of ElrondeducationWhere the council sits, the lore is kept and the road is argued over.
- League IV · MoriaThe Deep Hallscollege · UC IrvineComputer Science, class of 2028. You do not go through it quickly, and something is always awake.
- League V · RohanThe Golden Hallwork at UC IrvineLead mobile & backend work: a hall, a muster, and a ride when called.
- League VI · the ForgeThe Smithiesevery projectTwelve apps on four platforms, each one hammered out and marked.
- League VII · the MapAll the Landsall 74 worldsSeventy-four of them written up, and the edges still marked unknown.
- League VIII · this bookThe Tale ItselfThe Lord of the Rings · the world pageNine walkers against nine riders, twenty rings, and one road.
- League IX · the WildLands WalkedtravelsEverywhere the road has actually gone, which is further than expected.
- League X · the HoursDawn and NightfallAl-IslamPrayer times worked out twenty-two ways, kept wherever the road is.
- League XI · the TonguesThe Many Speechesaccents & impersonationsTolkien built the languages first. This is the same instinct, less rigorously applied.
- League XII · the InnThe Prancing PonygamingWhere the evening goes long and somebody always stands on a table.
- League XIII · the StarsA Farther GalaxyStar Wars appsAnother long war over a small object, fought with rather more light.
- League XIV · the ArmoryNamed Bladesthe lightsaber guideEvery blade attributed, as a proper appendix ought to do it.
- League XV · the MountainThe Last PagerésuméOne page, and the only thing anyone actually asks to see.
The Fellowshipnine who set out
- Datapad
Top 10 of the paid Entertainment chart. The one carrying the thing.
- Al-Adhan
Reads the sun for prayer times, twenty-two ways. Steady, and always there.
- Order 66
The first one made alone, in 2021. Younger than the rest, and game for it.
- The UCI Esports app
The arena, its PCs and its events. The one who knows the ground.
- Two Discord bots
Riding in more than 500 servers. They go where they are sent.
- The Swift Student Challenge
Won in 2024. The one with the sword that was broken and reforged.
- Seventy-four worlds
Charted on /worlds/. The lore-keeper, and the longest appendix.
- Twenty-five terminals
This one among them. The ones who went off on their own errands.
- Whatever is next
Not written yet. Every Red Book has blank pages left at the back.
The seeing-stoneslook into the other terminals
- E.L.M.A.L.L.A.H.Star Wars · the holotable
- The HolocronStar Wars · a Jedi archive
- J.A.R.V.I.S.Avengers · a Stark display
- The Marauder’s MapHarry Potter · parchment and ink
- The Crafting TableMinecraft · blocks and slots
- The CitadelGame of Thrones · Oldtown
- The CompassPirates · it points where you want
- The Control RoomJurassic Park · Isla Nublar
- HawkinsStranger Things · the mall
- The Spirit LibraryAvatar · under the sand
- The MonasteryNinjago · the mountains
- The Wanted BoardRed Dead · Valentine
- Dunder MifflinThe Office · Scranton
- SpringfieldThe Simpsons
- Vought TowerThe Boys · heroes, for a price
- The PokédexPokémon · all cataloged
- The BatcomputerBatman · under the manor
- The Daily BugleSpider-Man · the front page
- The Grail DiaryIndiana Jones · field notes
- The Power BatteryGreen Lantern · in brightest day
- The WatchtowerJustice League · monitor duty
- The Instruction BookletLEGO · step one of many
- The Battle PassFortnite · one hundred tiers
- The Security OfficeFive Nights at Freddy’s